If there's something you really want to believe, that's what you should question the most. - Penn Jillette
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette
I don't travel in circles where people say, 'I have faith, I believe this in my heart and nothing you can say or do can shake my faith.' That's just a long-winded religious way to say, 'Shut up.' - Penn Jillette
Astrology is a cousin of racism. - Penn Jillette
As I’m fond of saying, if you want to find utopia, take a sharp right on money and a sharp left on sex and it’s straight ahead. - Penn Jillette
Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up against the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid. - Penn Jillette
Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving. - Penn Jillette
Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-O and all the other things I can prove and that make this life the best life I will ever have. - Penn Jillette
God works in mysterious, inefficient, and breathtakingly cruel ways. - Penn Jillette